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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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