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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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