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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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