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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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