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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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