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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Akiva Lane
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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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