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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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