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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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