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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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