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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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