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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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