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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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