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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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