Pictures:

What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

2946

What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

1587

Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

2930

What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

57

Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

1316

When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

2302

Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

1876

What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

2696

Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

1564

What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

570

What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

2226

Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

655