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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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