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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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