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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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