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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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