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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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