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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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