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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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