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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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