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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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