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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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