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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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