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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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