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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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