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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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