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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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