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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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