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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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