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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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