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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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