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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Akiva Lane
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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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