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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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A square not.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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