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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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