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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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