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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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