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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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