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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Shane Ronay
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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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