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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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