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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Yisro Whale

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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