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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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