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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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