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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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