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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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