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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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