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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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