Pictures:

When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

3267

Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

1816

Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

1773

What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

126

What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

100

What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

2100

Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

1010

What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

3156

Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

655

What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

479

Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

1857

What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

3242