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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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