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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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