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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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