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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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A square not.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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