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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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