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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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