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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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A pear of scissors.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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