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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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