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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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