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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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