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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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