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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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