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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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