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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Shane Ronay
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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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