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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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