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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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