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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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