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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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