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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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