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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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