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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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