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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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