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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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