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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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