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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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