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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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