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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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