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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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