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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Rock and roll.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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