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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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