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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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