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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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