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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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