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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is this?

C to shining C

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