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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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