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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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