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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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