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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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It's a lap top.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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