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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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