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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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