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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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A paradigm.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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