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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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