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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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