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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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