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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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