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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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