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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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