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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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