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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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