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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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