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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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