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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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