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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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