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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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