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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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