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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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