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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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