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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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