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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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