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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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