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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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