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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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