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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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