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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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