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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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