Pictures:

Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

326

How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

468

What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

1821

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

1641

What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

1695

In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

1666

In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

2471

How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

1795

What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

3332

How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

1125

During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

2437