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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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