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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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