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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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