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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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