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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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