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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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