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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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