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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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