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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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