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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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