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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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