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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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