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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How is a clean shirt similar to a full parking lot that is totally full?

They are both spotless.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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