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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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