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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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