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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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