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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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