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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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