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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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