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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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