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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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