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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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