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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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