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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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