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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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