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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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