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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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