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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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