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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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