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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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