What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?
How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?
When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?
What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?
What vegetable has the best rhythm?
What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?
How did light bulbs get their name?
Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?
Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?
What do you call noodles that are very fresh?
What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?
