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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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