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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Shane Ronay
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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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