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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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