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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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