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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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