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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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