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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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