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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Akiva Lane
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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Akiva Lane
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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Akiva Lane
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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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