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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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