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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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