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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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