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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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