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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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