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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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