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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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