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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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