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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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