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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

1940

Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

2014

What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018