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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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