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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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