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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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