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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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