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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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