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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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