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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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