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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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