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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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