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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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