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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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