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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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