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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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