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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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