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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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