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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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