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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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