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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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