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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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