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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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