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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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