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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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