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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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