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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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