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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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