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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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