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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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