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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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