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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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