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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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