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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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