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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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