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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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