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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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