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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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