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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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