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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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