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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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