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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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