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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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