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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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