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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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