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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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