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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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