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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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