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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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