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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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