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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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