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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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