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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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