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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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