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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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