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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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