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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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