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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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A son of a gun.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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