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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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