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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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