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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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