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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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