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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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