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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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