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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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