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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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