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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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