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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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