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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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