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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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