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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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