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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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