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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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