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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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