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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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