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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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