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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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