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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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