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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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