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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Akiva Lane
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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Akiva Lane
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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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