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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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