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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How is a clean shirt similar to a full parking lot that is totally full?

They are both spotless.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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