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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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