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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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