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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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