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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

1966

What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

1088

What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

86

What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

268

What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

179

Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

193

Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

1945

What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

1444

What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

1510

How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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