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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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