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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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