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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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