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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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