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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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