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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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