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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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