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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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