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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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