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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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