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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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