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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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