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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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