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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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