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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is a trip to the spice store to buy spices called?

Thyme travel.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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