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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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