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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Akiva Lane
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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Akiva Lane
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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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