Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

847
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

1270
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

1408
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

819
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

2152
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

677
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

1024
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

216
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

1318
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

2420
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

3028
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

1058