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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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