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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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