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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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