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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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