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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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