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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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