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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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