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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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