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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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