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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Akiva Lane
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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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