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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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