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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Akiva Lane
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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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