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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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