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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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