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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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