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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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