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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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It escapes me.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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