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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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