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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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