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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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