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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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A buoys club.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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