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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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