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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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