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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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