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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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