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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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