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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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