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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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A dessert island.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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