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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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