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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Akiva Lane
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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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