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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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