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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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