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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Akiva Lane
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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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