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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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C to shining C

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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