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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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