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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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