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Akiva Lane
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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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