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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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