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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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