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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane AI
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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Akiva Lane
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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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