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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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