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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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