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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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