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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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