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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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