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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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