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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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