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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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