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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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