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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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