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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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