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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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