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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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