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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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