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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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