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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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