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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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