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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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