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Akiva Lane
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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Akiva Lane
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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Shane Ronay
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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane
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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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