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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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