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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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