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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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