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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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