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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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