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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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