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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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