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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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