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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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