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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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