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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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