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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Akiva Lane
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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Akiva Lane
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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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