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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Akiva Lane
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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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