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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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