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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Akiva Lane
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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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