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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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