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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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