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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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