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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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