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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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