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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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