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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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