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Akiva Lane
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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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