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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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