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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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