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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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