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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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