Pictures:

What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

71

What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

2950

How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

1013

Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

1070

What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

1196

How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

3215

Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

2728

Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

511

How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

534

Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

644

Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

2340

Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

1876