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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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