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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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