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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Akiva Lane
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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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