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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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