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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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