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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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