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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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