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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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