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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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