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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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