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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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