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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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