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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Rock and roll.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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