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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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