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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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