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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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