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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Akiva Lane
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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Akiva Lane
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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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