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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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