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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Rock and roll.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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