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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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