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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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