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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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