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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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