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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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