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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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