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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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