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What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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