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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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