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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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