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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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