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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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