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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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