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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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