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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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