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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Akiva Lane
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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Akiva Lane
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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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