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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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