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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Akiva Lane
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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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