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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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