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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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