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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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