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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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