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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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