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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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