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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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