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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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