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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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