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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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