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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

1900

What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

2099

What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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