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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Akiva Lane AI
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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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