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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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