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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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