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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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