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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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