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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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