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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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