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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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