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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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