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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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