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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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