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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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