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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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