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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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