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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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