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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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