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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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