Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

9
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

353
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

2312
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

2854
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

561
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

2762
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

135
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

242
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

2724
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

1033
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

1034
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

657