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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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