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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a son who agrees to set the table, and one that refuses?

The first is a setting son, and the second is an upsetting son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane
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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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