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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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