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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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