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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Akiva Lane
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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Akiva Lane
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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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