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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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