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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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A son of a gun.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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