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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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