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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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