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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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