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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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