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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

2009