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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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