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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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