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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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