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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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