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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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