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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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