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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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