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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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