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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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