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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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