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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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