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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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