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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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