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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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