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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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