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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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