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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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