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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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