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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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