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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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