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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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