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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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