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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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