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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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