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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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