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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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