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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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