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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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