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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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