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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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