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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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An elevator pitch.

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