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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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