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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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