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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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