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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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