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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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