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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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