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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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