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Akiva Lane
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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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