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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Akiva Lane
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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Akiva Lane
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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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