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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane
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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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