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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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