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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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