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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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