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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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