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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Akiva Lane
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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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