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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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