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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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