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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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