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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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