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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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