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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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