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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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