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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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