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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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