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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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