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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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