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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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