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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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