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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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