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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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