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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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