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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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