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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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