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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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