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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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