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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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