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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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