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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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