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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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