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Akiva Lane
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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Akiva Lane
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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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