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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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