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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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