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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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