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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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