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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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