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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Shane Ronay
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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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