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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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