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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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