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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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