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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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