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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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