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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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