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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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