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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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