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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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