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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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