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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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