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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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