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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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