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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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A swimming pool table.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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