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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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