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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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