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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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