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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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