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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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