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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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