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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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