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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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