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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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