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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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