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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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