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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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