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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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