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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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