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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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