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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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