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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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