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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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