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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Akiva Lane
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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Akiva Lane
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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Akiva Lane
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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Akiva Lane
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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Shane Ronay
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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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