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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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