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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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