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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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