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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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