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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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