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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

1949