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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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