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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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