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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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