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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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A pear of scissors.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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