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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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