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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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