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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Akiva Lane
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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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