Pictures:

Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

189

What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

2202

What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

885

How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

3225

What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

3135

Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

500

What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

2360

What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

3400

What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

95

What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

2868

What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

3035

What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

2758