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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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