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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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