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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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