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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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