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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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