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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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