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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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