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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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