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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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