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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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