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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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