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It's a lap top.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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