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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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