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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane
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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Akiva Lane
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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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