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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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