Pictures:

What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

2550

Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

2415

When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

774

Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

888

What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

570

What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

2747

Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

2536

Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

1275

How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

2974

What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

256

What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

339

What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

1213