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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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