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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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