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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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