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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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