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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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