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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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