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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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