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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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