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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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