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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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