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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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