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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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