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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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A dessert island.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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