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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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