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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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