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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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