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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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