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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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