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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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