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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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