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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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