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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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