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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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