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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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