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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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