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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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