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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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