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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Akiva Lane
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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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