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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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