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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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A dessert island.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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