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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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