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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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