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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A square not.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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