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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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