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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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