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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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