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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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