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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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