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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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