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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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