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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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