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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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