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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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