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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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