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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Akiva Lane
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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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