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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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