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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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