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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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