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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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