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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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