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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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