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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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