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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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