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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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