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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Akiva Lane
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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Akiva Lane
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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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