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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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