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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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