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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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