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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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