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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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