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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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