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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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