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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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