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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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