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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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