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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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