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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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