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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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