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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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