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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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