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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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