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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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