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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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