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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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