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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Akiva Lane
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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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