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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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