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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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