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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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