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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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