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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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