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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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