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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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