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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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