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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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