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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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