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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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