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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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