What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?
Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?
How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?
How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?
Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?
What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?
What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.
What do reptiles and music have in common?
Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?
