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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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