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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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