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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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A swimming pool table.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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