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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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