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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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