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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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