Pictures:

What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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