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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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