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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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