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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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