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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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