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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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