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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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