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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Akiva Lane
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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Akiva Lane
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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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