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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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