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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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