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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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