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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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