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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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