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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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