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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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