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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is this?

A square not.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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