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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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