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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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