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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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