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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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