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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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