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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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