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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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