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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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