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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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