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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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