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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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