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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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