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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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