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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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