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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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