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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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