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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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