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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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