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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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