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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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ChatGPT
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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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