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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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