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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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