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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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