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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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