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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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