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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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