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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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