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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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