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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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