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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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