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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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