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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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