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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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