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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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