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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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