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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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