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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Akiva Lane
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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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