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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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