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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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