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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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