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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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