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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Akiva Lane
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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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