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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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