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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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