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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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