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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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