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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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