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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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