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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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